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September 22 2017

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wheresanegg:

if you didn’t watch youtube poop in 2007 you can’t reblog any hotel mario intro memes

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September 21 2017

menderash:

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

i have a friend in class who’s russian and i’m trying to be a new supportive friend but every once and a while he says something that doesn’t quite translate its super hard not to laugh

like he just said “in my country we have…. giants” and i almost lost it

ollivander:

ballroom romcoms

man: my middle aged wealthy life is so perfect…. but alas… something is missing…. *dramatic stare out of city train into the night* OH is that A BABE???

babe: *longing stare out of nearby window, under which a DANCE LESSONS sign hangs*

man, convienently forgetting about entire family : i must woo her

i was DIRECTLY DESCRIBING SHALL WE DANCE LMAO

nahiri:

worldbuilding process:

step 1: make up some cool mysterious shit
step 2: desperately struggle to figure out why all the cool shit is there

ballroom romcoms

man: my middle aged wealthy life is so perfect…. but alas… something is missing…. *dramatic stare out of city train into the night* OH is that A BABE???

babe: *longing stare out of nearby window, under which a DANCE LESSONS sign hangs*

man, convienently forgetting about entire family : i must woo her

ollivander:

invasive thought of the day

GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!!!

ollivander:

ollivander:

what is it about romance movies and ballroom dancing. there’s so many. and they all make me want to ballroom dance

im going to start a ballroom class specifically for people who romanticise it due to romcoms

welcome to class please pick a partner to fall in love with. depending on your work ethic we will see who dances away into the sunset and who watches their partner be carried away on a chicago train into the cold dark night, never to dance again

acoolguy:

bf = Boy Friend

gf = Girl Friend

cf = Craw Fish

nanami-san:

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fun gender neutral things to call your partner:

kiddzbop:

  • OPPONENT
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whaleypotter:

he died

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maxiesatanofficial:

patrickat:

Gee, I wonder what in the world happened just prior to 1945 that would have led to this conclusion.

this motherfucker explained why “so much for the tolerant left” was bullshit seventy years ago and people still won’t cut it out

ollivander:

what is it about romance movies and ballroom dancing. there’s so many. and they all make me want to ballroom dance

im going to start a ballroom class specifically for people who romanticise it due to romcoms

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thelongshorts:

oooop I ACTUALLY did another odd crossover??  - this time with Zelda and The Incredibles. - (a parody of the famous “ my super suit?”-scene)

what is it about romance movies and ballroom dancing. there’s so many. and they all make me want to ballroom dance

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