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November 04 2017

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queenoftheimps:

burntcopper:

…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.

this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up

November 03 2017

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wahbegan:

markv5:

Планы на вечер….

“Plans for the evening”

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setheverman:

setheverman:

shit i don’t own a single confection what do i do if human children come knocking on my door???

image

cool i have decided to never ask my followers anything ever again

cupid better get the fuck out my house

phew!! anyWAY. gonna go pass out bc I have to be up early as balls tmrw (life continues to disappoint me)

pregnantseinfeld:

gerbildine:

pregnantseinfeld:

degenerarchy:

pregnantseinfeld:

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

well moose are still prey animals so

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

Would you rather they be predators

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

I’ve been having this weird dissociation shit like am I just a nerd or is EVERYONE AROUND ME making these awful choices? Cause we may b nerds but cocaine IS BAD

its the final stretch of 2017 everybody out here making horrible life choices before new yrs. gotta squeak it all into 2017 so they can blame it on 2017

That’s wild?? Like you can smoke a joint and continue on with your night…but if you do cocaine it’s like well now I’m addicted and also there goes the rest of my night it now revolves around my high on this drug? Like what

right??!! tbh I was like ‘is something wrong here. am I old now’ when I was talking to him and now i feel better abt it lmao

issalowlife:

It’s important to understand how your partner likes to be loved

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losermcjackass:

Company created by Serial Predator and Serial Predator both swiftly backing away from Serial Predator and his Serial Predator biopic

cocaine! is! bad! partying with ppl doing cocaine is generally a bad idea

RIGHT?????

honestly a lot of my coworkers have done or definitely partied with people who have done cocaine. but i live in chicago so i think that makes it more normal idr where you live

I’m like… greater toronto area?? and he’s not even partying in toronto which is Wild

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haiku-robot:

ruinedchildhood:

When you’ve got that boom boom pow, but chickens have been jacking your style.

when you’ve got that boom
boom pow but chickens have been
jacking your style



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

November 02 2017

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kylorenhell:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

Hi guys whenever you hear Kylo Ren using the Force it’s actually a cat named Porkchop.

Quality information right there

hi.

jumpingjacktrash:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

curlicuecal:

amatyultare:

madamehardy:

our-steps-seal-fate:

QUIT

FUCKING

RELATING

EVERYTHING

TO

FUCKING

HOMESTUCK

omfg.

i’m going to rip off someone’s arms and legs next time i see someone go

“omg that’s like blahblahblah in homestuck!11! they’re like exactly the same tehehe!1121!1”

NO, FUCK YOU.

GO DIE.

Doesn’t this post remind you of Karkat?  It reminds me of Karkat.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: one of the reasons Homestuck was so popular and omnipresent (and subsequently overloaded everyone’s dashes) was Andrew Hussie’s uncanny ability to make significant symbols out of (or even mythologize) SO MANY random everyday things.

I totally get why non-fans found it annoying. Homestuck was (is!) basically 1000 semi-incomprehensible in-jokes. On the other hand, it’s a FASCINATING example of effective world-building and symbol transformation. Let’s call a spade a spade - but what’s a spade? What is the significance of a chainsaw, a bike horn, a broken sword, a cue ball, a cake? Consider: a pool table, a deck of cards, a computer program, a chess board. Would you like to play a game? The list goes on and on.

Yes! Homestuck tied the repeating nature of story-telling and coming of age myths to meme culture. Because myths ARE memes. Memes have existed forever. And they’re everywhere.

OP fucking deactivated

well, if you’re on tumblr and the mere mention of a popular fandom gives you a rage aneurysm, that’s your only recourse, isn’t it

billycraplan:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

ollivander:

ollivander:

one of the fucking FUNNIEST things ive heard abt the second season of stranger things is that before the mike/eleven kiss finn wolfhard whispered ‘I’m coming in’ between his teeth to warn her oh my god im absolutely LOSING it…

(between gritted teeth) I’m coming in

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peteseeger:

FRANK LOOK OUT

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northmiamigoon:

pixelatedboobs:

Patients is a virtue.

maybe she a doctor

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